Explain

Shout Outs, I has them!

Oh my. Thanks JOCOPOS!!!!

You really are too kind. Thanks for the shout out on your blog post related to fan mail.

I can pretty much chalk up any comment that get's lost in your cracks (eeeew) to, in the words of Borat, a great success!!!!!

While I will admit that pissing off a right wing noise machine news aggregator is no small accomplishment. I have to comment on one of your lines from your post....

JOCOPOS "Then I read his "blog" for the first time today and realized that he has sand permanently lodged in his vagina and all that he does is bitch about bloggers."
ME: "I'm sorry. I clearly hurt your feelings, I didn't know you were so fragile. Judging from your clearly racist anti-democrat posts I thought you were a 'real man'"

As far as adjusted, don't you worry, knowing I'm absolutely nothing like you or the blogs I rag on is enough to feel fulfilled as a human being.

Did you seriously put a coupon of douche on your blog? haha

And with a picture that looked like caribou barbie palin? haha

You need to find a hobby that you can really invest your self into. I'm not sure what you will do after the election. You could spend some time clearing your ass of the gigantic stick that is lodged in it.

Oh, maybe you could spend some time in the east side. You know, since you have so much to say about it.

When I read "blogs" like yours I worry for the state of the country because we're clearly dealing with an epidemic of people that only care who the next American Idol is.

I have one question... Why do you hate America?

Talking about etlitists

I've got to do some bitching about the KC blogosphere. I don't really care if anyone reads it or not. Just for me to air out my thoughts.

First, I can't understand why anyone reads this tool. Once you've read one post, you've read them all. Fixing css and talking about what pair of socks to wear, 'but whatev'. ugh... I have figured out how to fall asleep during a bout of amnesia. The D is the cure.

Which leads into...

This garbage nicely. Sorry but I see nothing common about the sense you have. Basically a bunch of whining about how you can't be satisfied and if it isn't about money, it's about your bowels. That's frightening.

Speaking of annoying women...

This site is a complete joke. Have you seen the 'rules' for posting a comment on this pink nightmare? So, are you trying to tell me that if I hurt your feelings that you won't let me post anything? Oh, or is it that you can't legitimately defend your point? I think it's the latter. That's fine. When you're force fed all your talking points from this chuko. Speaking of which, that's an elitist asshole for the uneducated.

This leads me to the dollop of utter shit at the bottom of this pile. JOCOSOB

Seriously?!??? Does that qualify as a blog? Just what I need is some asshole from JOCO bitching about crime on the Eastside. Go get a fucking job asshole. Find anything to do than worry about a part of the city you haven't even spent any time in on google street view.

A grievance list? Anyone asshole can go get a blog, how do you think this pecker neck has been making it for so long?

If anyone really wanted a right wing noise machine aggregator they could go to faux news to get their daily dose up the deuce of nonsense.
You're shit is a pathetic attempt at 'peppering' us with your 'wit'.

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would vote for such a pathetic human being. Judge Smails... Have you seen this guy on tv lately? I present the asshole to the right as evidence of who a bunch of idiot right wing nut jobs are going to vote for(e).

Another thing. What is it with McSame and the lip licking?!? Disgusting. He's like some nasty old fucking version of horny little Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China.

Lastly I haven't backed any of this up with any facts because assholes like JOCOPOS hasn't spent time actually thinking or reading the garbage he puts on his Maddox wannabe site.

later fuckers

KC Bitch-o-spehre?

Yeah, so it's been a long time since I posted anything relevant, if I ever have. Anyway, since all anyone around KC does is bitch about stuff I thought it was my turn.

So the dude pulling out of the suburb, roughly within a 1 mile radius from Town Center Plaza, this is a thumbs up to you! Not only do you drive an egregious Tahoe, but you were shaving your face while driving. But not with just a Norelco or some other electric shaver. You were using a plastic bic.

Guess razors are all you can afford when you're in debt up to your eyeballs humping the American dream.

That's all I've got right now.

Later Fuckers!

Buy a Winnebago!

Too funny not to share. A lot of cursing while this guy tries to tape this industrial video for Winnebagos.

FYI

A friend told me that my rss feed wasn't working so I got that fixed. I know you're all dying to get automatic updates with a malice for Kansas.

Fucking Royals tickets

I get up early this morning so I could get opening day tickets. Sit here for 10 minutes while the fucking system tells me it is on it's knees, and then about 20 minutes later, it tells me tickets are now sold out.

Fuck you Scalpers

Fuck you StubHub

Fuck you EBay

Seriously tickets on sale on ebay starting at $50, for 1 ticket in the 300's? No thanks. And since there aren't any white mother's pissed off I'm sure I'll have a hell of a time getting tickets.